One day, Zoe was thumbing through the illustrated children's Bible that I used to read when I was little. I heard her mumbling to herself, and peeked around the corner to see what she was up to. She was reading to one of her stuffed animals. When she noticed that I was watching her and listening, she smiled and came over to show me what she was looking at. Then, she proceeded to "read" the Bible to me (backwards, of course - it's the best way).
This is the Gospel, according to Zoe. (Sorry for the awful pictures.)
"One day, God died on a cross."
"Then, they all ate some food."
"Then, Mary rode on a donkey."
"And he put some dirt on that man's face."
"And then they saw a MUMMY!!"
At this point, I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. Poor Lazarus! I'm hoping that we'll get a chance to do the Old Testament next time. Can't wait to see what she does with that.
That is hilarious!!
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